By Melissa Antoinette Garza I am about to lose all my male readers in 3……2…….1 BLIND DATE (1987) is a better Bruce Willis film than DIE HARD (1988). Wait! Wait! Come back! Okay, fine! DIE HARD is a superior movie, but I enjoy BLIND DATE so much fucking more! […]
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Shazam! (2019) – Superhero Movie Review (Zachary Levi, Asher Angel, Jack Dylan Grazer, Mark Strong)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza I planned on loving this movie. I planned on loving this movie so fucking much….and it exceeded my expectations, motherfucker! It was great. The movie begins with baby Billy being lost at a carnival. He’s put into the foster system and never stops looking for […]
What Men Want (2019) – Comedy Movie Review- Taraji P. Henson, Richard Roundtree, Brian Bosworth, Aldis Hodge, Tracy Morgan
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Full disclosure, I was very drunk during the first half of this flick, and I was slightly less drunk during the second half of this flick. That said, I think I remember the whole movie so fear not. The first thing I remember was […]
The Grinch (2018) – Movie Review *Benedict Cumberbatch, Pharrell Williams, Cameron Seely, Dr. Seuss,*
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Growing up in Massachusetts and specifically living in Springfield MA, Dr. Seuss is kind of my man. The SNEETCHES is my jam, but I adore the original books and cartoons of HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS, THE CAT IN THE HAT, THE LORAX, HORTON […]
Grand-Daddy Day Care (2019) – Releasing February 5th – Danny Trejo & Reno Wilson Comedy Movie Review
By Geno McGahee On February 5th, Grand-Daddy Day Care arrives on DVD, Digital and On Demand from Revolution Studios, a subsidiary of Content Partners, and Universal 1440, the original content production arm of Universal Pictures Home Entertainment. Frank Collins (Reno Wilson) is an author with a serious case of writer’s […]
Shaun of the Dead (2004) – Horror Comedy Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Today I needed a comfort movie. If I was the average middle-age gal having an off day that would probably be a fuzzy Hallmark flick, but alas I am not. For me, SHAUN OF THE DEAD (2004) is my warm blanket to cuddle with. […]
Goosebumps 2 (2018) – Family Film Review *Wendi McLendon-Covey, Jeremy Ray Taylor, Caleel Harris, Madison Iseman, Jack Black, Mick Wingert*
By Melissa Antoinette Garza As a teen, I loved Fear Street books. I owned them all. I still own a few and read them on occasion for fun. I’d also get the Goosebumps books, but FS was just a tad edgier. The Goosebumps show, however was right up my alley […]
Teaching Mrs. Tingle (1999) – Movie Review *Katie Holmes, Helen Mirren, Marisa Coughlan, Barry Watson, Molly Ringwald*
By Melissa Antoinette Garza As much as I’m always full fem, sometimes I am just a teenage gal in a woman’s body. On days like that, TEACHING MRS. TINGLE (1999) is a great place for me to go. Leigh Ann (Katie Holmes) is an A student in desperate need […]
Wild At Heart (1990) Movie Review *David Lynch, Nicolas Cage Laura Dern, Diane Ladd, Willem Dafoe*
By Melissa Antoinette Garza A good friend from across the pond mentioned this flick a few days back. It’s one of my favorites and I haven’t seen it in awhile. It also is that friend’s birthday today so in celebration of my buddy Ian and in honor of David Lynch, […]
Grease (1978) – Movie Review *Stockard Channing, Olivia Newton-John, John Travolta*
By Melissa Antoinette Garza GREASE (1978) is a fantastic musical. There were few weekends that this wasn’t playing on my television as a kid. My older and more conventional sister always saw herself as Sandy (Olivia Newton-John), but me – I am and have always been a […]
Aquaman (2018) – Movie Review ** Jason Momoa, Amber Heard, Patrick Wilson, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II, Nicole Kidman**
By Melissa Antoinette Garza My sister, mom and myself caught dinner and a movie tonight. They chose the movie. I did not want to see AQUAMAN (2018). The trailers didn’t appeal to me. I’m not a Jason Momoa fan. I don’t think he’s attractive. I get why people do. […]
Empire Records (1995) – Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza I was 16 when EMPIRE RECORDS (1995) came out. It’s one of the films that defined the decade. It still packs a punch with me. It’s a mainstream film that reached across the aisle to the cult fandom and did so successfully. It’s the 90s […]