By Geno McGahee I recently watched WHITE CHICKS and remarkably enjoyed it. I was certain that the film would not age well and that I would not laugh at all. I actually found the movie hilarious and that led to me to watch another film that I felt I needed […]
Comedies
Villains (2019) – Movie Review [Bill Skarsgård, Maika Monroe, Kyra Sedgwick, Jeffrey Donovan, Blake Baumgartner]
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By Melissa Antoinette Garza I love Bill Skarsgård. By far, BATTLECREEK (2017) is my favorite film that he stars in, though he of course shined in the role as Pennywise in the IT (2017) films. VILLAINS(2019) was one of those flicks that I had desperately wanted to see when it […]
Frozen II (2019) – Animated Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza I only saw the original FROZEN (2013) once or maybe twice when it came out. It wasn’t anything I went out of my way to see, but I remember my niece throwing the blu-ray in and I thought “not bad.” The snowman irritated me. […]
Invader ZIM: Enter the Florpus (2019) – Netflix Cartoon Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza I love INVADER ZIM (2001). It’s such an amazing show! It’s hilarious and ridiculous and insane. I hated when it ended. It was one of the few things on TV that I really connected with in the last twenty years. I still watch it and […]
Duston Checks In (1996) – Jason Alexander, Faye Dunaway & Orangutan Movie Review
By Geno McGahee There is a rule in Hollywood. If you want to make a good movie, include an orangutan. It’s probably not a well-known rule, but I found it to be a rule that almost never fails. In 1996, DUNSTON CHECKS IN was released and it mixes some elements […]
Aladdin (2019) – Movie Review (Mena Massoud, Naomi Scott, Will Smith)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza For the record, I did not want to see ALADDIN (2019)! I wanted to see MA (2019), but my sis and mom got me hammered and took advantage of me. Hey, my sis put up the green so I can’t really complain! As for the […]
Pokèmon Detective Pikachu (2019) – Movie Review (Ryan Reynolds, Justice Smith, Kathryn Newton)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza I babysat the niece and nephew tonight, so Steve and I went to see POKÉMON DETECTIVE PIKACHU (2019). I thought the trailer kicked ass and though I’m not a huge fan of the series or card game, I most definitely played the Nintendo games […]
Blind Date (1987) – Movie Review – Kim Basinger, Bruce Willis, John Larroquette
By Melissa Antoinette Garza I am about to lose all my male readers in 3……2…….1 BLIND DATE (1987) is a better Bruce Willis film than DIE HARD (1988). Wait! Wait! Come back! Okay, fine! DIE HARD is a superior movie, but I enjoy BLIND DATE so much fucking more! […]
Shazam! (2019) – Superhero Movie Review (Zachary Levi, Asher Angel, Jack Dylan Grazer, Mark Strong)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza I planned on loving this movie. I planned on loving this movie so fucking much….and it exceeded my expectations, motherfucker! It was great. The movie begins with baby Billy being lost at a carnival. He’s put into the foster system and never stops looking for […]
What Men Want (2019) – Comedy Movie Review- Taraji P. Henson, Richard Roundtree, Brian Bosworth, Aldis Hodge, Tracy Morgan
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Full disclosure, I was very drunk during the first half of this flick, and I was slightly less drunk during the second half of this flick. That said, I think I remember the whole movie so fear not. The first thing I remember was […]
The Grinch (2018) – Movie Review *Benedict Cumberbatch, Pharrell Williams, Cameron Seely, Dr. Seuss,*
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Growing up in Massachusetts and specifically living in Springfield MA, Dr. Seuss is kind of my man. The SNEETCHES is my jam, but I adore the original books and cartoons of HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS, THE CAT IN THE HAT, THE LORAX, HORTON […]
Grand-Daddy Day Care (2019) – Releasing February 5th – Danny Trejo & Reno Wilson Comedy Movie Review
By Geno McGahee On February 5th, Grand-Daddy Day Care arrives on DVD, Digital and On Demand from Revolution Studios, a subsidiary of Content Partners, and Universal 1440, the original content production arm of Universal Pictures Home Entertainment. Frank Collins (Reno Wilson) is an author with a serious case of writer’s […]