Who the hell hurt Rizzo? Who was it? I’ll kill them. I’ll kill the bastard. Stockard Channing is my hero. As a child when I would watch GREASE (1978), everyone would say how my sister was like Sandra Dee, but me I was always the bad one. I was Rizzo […]
Comedies
CRAZY RICH ASIANS (2018) – Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza I had wanted to see CRAZY RICH ASIANS (2018) when I first saw the trailer. Though I haven’t yet read the book, I was attracted to it because of the cast. Constance Wu in the lead was certainly a draw. She’s one of today’s funniest comedians […]
Earth Girls Are Easy (1988) – Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY (1988) is a strange rare breed that set out to be a cult film and succeeded wonderfully. It’s like THE BURBS (1989) in that respect. It has aliens, comedy, music, and Jeff Fucking Goldblum! The film begins with three furry aliens […]
Men At Work (1990) Comedy Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Remember when Charlie Sheen was both cute and cool? I do. Can we go back to 1990? This was one of my favorites growing up. When I hit the video stores and would grab 7 movies for 7 days for $7.00, this was often […]
9 to 5 (1980) Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza If there is a woman alive who hasn’t had to deal with a barrage of idiocy online from alpha-male morons, who long for the days of female servitude, I haven’t met her. I envy her, but I haven’t met her. To cleanse myself of the latest […]
SPICE WORLD (1997) – Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza I typically love films that follow musical bands around. The Monkees HEAD (1968) and Sonny and Cher’s GOOD TIMES (1967) are among my favorites. SPICE WORLD (1997) is a fun addition to this small genre of great flicks. Some would tell you that the film SPICE […]
Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978) – Musical Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Despite growing up in chaos as a child, I had an optimistic streak that could keep me going. There were certain movies that brought this out in me. One of those is the often trashed, under-appreciated cult masterpiece SGT. PEPPERS LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND (1978). […]
BLOOD FOR DRACULA (1974) – Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza BLOOD FOR DRACULA (1974) aka Andy Warhol’s DRACULA, begins with the Count (Udo Kier) putting on cosmetics. One of my kicks is certainly watching a sexy gent delicately apply makeup. I often just watch a video of Klaus Nomi in front of a mirror doing the […]
Flesh For Frankenstein (1973) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Admittedly, I have mixed feelings about Andy Warhol. Sometimes I view him as the Andy Kaufman of the art world and I find myself respecting him. Other times I just see a pretentious nihilist who rebelled against members of his same ilk for profit. Whatever the […]
Camp Death III in 2D (2018) – Friday the 13th Spoof HORROR MOVIE REVIEW
By Geno McGahee I am a huge fan of the FRIDAY THE 13TH franchise. Jason Voorhees is the man. I even love the films that are like FRIDAY THE 13TH that people shit on, like the BLOODY MURDER movies. So, if you’re making a film that has a Jason vibe, […]
TERROR AT THE RED ROOF INN (1972) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza When TERROR AT THE RED ROOF INN (1972) opens we see Henry Smith (Arthur Space). Henry is a well-dressed old man with a killer green thumb (Nailed it!) He is kind, sweet and attentive to his plants. I’m sure I won’t change my opinion of this wonderful elderly […]
Evil Toons (1992) – Horror Comedy Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza This movie takes me back. I still remember holding the VHS tape in my hand and thinking, “this is going to be fantastic!” Was I right? Yes. Yes I was. EVIL TOONS (1992) was a straight-to-video release that was a advertised like a horror spin on […]