By Clive “Buttplug” Pluggerson
Let me tell you something brother. I was riding my Harley man and I got a call and it was my good friend, The Booty Man, and he told me about that fight in the backstage with CM Punk and the Bucks and others. What they gonna do when Tony Khan runs wild on them?
I remember when Rick Rude beat down the Ultimate Warrior for being stiff in the ring in more way than one man and now here we go again as White Snake would say. CM Punk will be fired man. You can take that to the bank and cash it brother. Khan must make an example out of him and he can call me back to the ring if he needs me to lay down the slam jam on that UFC reject.
Punk being fired is step one. The demotion of the Young Bucks and Kenny Omega is next. On top of that brother, they should punish these three and make them all wear face paint and go by Renegade 1, 2 and 3 and Tony Khan can announce them as the ultimate surprise man.
Now, Khan has to learn from King Kong Bundy jumping SD Jones at Wrestlemania man. Jones was waving at the crowd brother. That was low you fat slob. Whatcha gonna do when the butt plug goes wild on you?
