Reviewed by Melissa Antoinette Garza “No talking to the animal!” – Marjorie (Farrah Fawcett) One late night, Marjorie (Farrah Fawcett) gets into her car only to be attacked by Joe (James Russo), a scumbag who tries to rape her. She escapes and runs to the police who confuse her with […]
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Death and Cremation (2010) – Movie Review
Reviewed by Melissa Antoinette Garza As stated on IMDB this movie was made in 2010! It’s 2012. Why am I only hearing about it now? I must say, I love stories about insane individuals having young eager prodigies. That is the core plot of Death and Cremation. Stan (Brad […]
Mirror Mirror (2012) – Family Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza “They’re giant dwarves…” Prince Alcott (Armie Hammer) The movie opens with a king that looks remarkably like the Burger King. He decides that his motherless daughter Snow White (Lily Collins) needs a mother. Thus, he meets and marries the Queen (Julia Roberts). The King leaves […]
Earth Girls Are Easy (1988) – Netflix Instant Watch – A sci-fi comedy cult classic that still delivers
Reviewed by Melissa Antoinette Garza I grew up loving this movie. Both my husband and I enjoy it but I know so many people who outright hate this film. For those who haven’t seen it, the story follows Valerie (Geena Davis) who is engaged to Ted (Charles Rocket). Ted cheats […]
Point Blank (1998) – Action Movie Review
Reviewed by Melissa Antoinette Garza I must say sometimes it’s really good when I get overly-interested in actors/actresses and look through their filmography. Had I not been on a Danny Trejo kick, I would have missed the great film Point Break. A bunch of convicts take over a mall […]
Phoenix (1998) – Action Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Ray Liotta plays Harry, a good cop with a bad gambling problem. His friends on the unit are dirty and one in particular is a real douche as he sleeps with his friend’s wife. He also forces another woman to sleep with him to save […]
Five Great Horror Picks – Little Known Gems
Horror movies have always been underrated. They’ve been frowned upon and ignored. Here are a few that have been thrown to the back-burner and are all but forgotten. Certainly, if you haven’t seen them – 5) The Midnight Hour: A made-for-TV movie that packs a punch. Though it […]
The Sitter (2011) – Comedy Movie Review
Reviewed by Melissa Antoinette Garza I really like Jonah Hill. I didn’t always. I was never a fan of Judd Apatow, but I saw him on Saturday Night Live and then I absolutely adored him in 21 Jump Street, so I decided to give this a-go. Now, I wasn’t […]
Bad Ass (2012) – Action Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Vietnam Tom was introduced to America through a Youtube video a couple years ago. He has affectionately been called Beard Man. Essentially, he was on the bus minding his own business when a twenty-something ghetto punk and his equally ignorant friends began harassing this 67 year […]
Suing the Devil (2011) – Comedy Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza “If he can stop evil and doesn’t what does that say about him (God)” – Satan (Malcolm McDowell) I rented this because Malcolm McDowell is awesome! When I found out it was a family film, I was a bit worried. I am happy to say this […]
The Twilight Zone: You Drive (1964) Horror TV Show
By Melissa Antoinette Garza “Some maniac smashed into him and left him lying in the rain.” – Pete Radcliff (Kevin Hagen) Oliver Pope (Edward Andrews) drives home after a long day of work. His mind isn’t on driving though. Instead, he is thinking about his job and how another employee […]
The Stuff (1985)- Horror Film Review
Reviewed by Melissa Antoinette Garza “Are you eating it or is it eating you?” – Mo (Michael Moriarty) A new product is on the market. It’s called, The Stuff, and it’s a frozen treat that lies somewhere in between yogurt and ice cream. The Stuff came from the ground, and […]