By Polly “News” Hughes
I don’t think that there is a paparazzi that Alec Baldwin hasn’t socked in the face. This is one punk ass bitch that can’t keep his hands to himself and may just be trying to compensate for a small dong.
New York City is the location. Baldwin is accused of physically assaulting a man that is now ready to sue and is putting him on blast. Baldwin is best known now for playing President Trump and getting paid 1500 an episode to do it. That won’t be enough to pay for his lawyer fees.
Now, I contacted Sgt. Myles Willington of the New York City Police Department and he had the following to say:
We arrested the son of a bitch. I should have locked him up for CAT IN THE HAT. You know my ex-wife used to like that movie. I was forced to watch it every day…until I found her nailing that drug dealer guy and the next thing I know, I’m out on my ass. I work 60 god damn hours a week and she brings that scumbag into our house and then tells me that my internet history disturbed her. Whatever. Now, I’m stuck sitting with Alec Baldwin at the station and he keeps doing Trump impressions and they suck so I tell him they suck and he attacks me! He paid the price though…I threw him into a cell with Bubba and he made him do impressions and made prison rape great again. He found out that I AM THE LAW!
Well, I guess that settles it.
