Reviewed by Melissa Garza For the last two hours, I have been falling in and out of sleep on the couch. Far too lazy to change the channel, I am punishing myself as Tru TV’s: World’s Dumbest Criminal is on. Essentially, videos of lowlifes who make obvious mistakes are […]
Movie Reviews
Extremities (1986) – Rape Revenge Movie Review
Reviewed by Melissa Antoinette Garza “No talking to the animal!” – Marjorie (Farrah Fawcett) One late night, Marjorie (Farrah Fawcett) gets into her car only to be attacked by Joe (James Russo), a scumbag who tries to rape her. She escapes and runs to the police who confuse her with […]
Reality Bites (1994)
Reviewed by Melissa Garza “I’m the only real thing you have.” – Troy (Ethan Hawke) Reality Bites is one of the treasures that came out of the 90s. It in so many ways represented the fears and the change of tone the decade was undertaking. I wonder if the generation […]
Death and Cremation (2010) – Movie Review
Reviewed by Melissa Antoinette Garza As stated on IMDB this movie was made in 2010! It’s 2012. Why am I only hearing about it now? I must say, I love stories about insane individuals having young eager prodigies. That is the core plot of Death and Cremation. Stan (Brad […]
Kristen Stewart Cheating – Robert Pattinson – Fans React
What can Twilight fans do now that Kristen Stewart has cheated on Robert Pattinson with Rupert Sanders? Some are writing blogs…..some are posting videos on youtube, some are crying while watching all the Twilight movies. Me…..I’m going to rock out to one of the most underrated vampire movies of all […]
Sherman Hemsley RIP 1938-2012
I just found out that the amazing Sherman Hemsley has died. He was such a great actor. The character George Jefferson will live on forever. For a man so kind and sweet to portray such an egomaniac shows the extent of his ability. More so, the fact that he could […]
Trick ‘r Treat (2008) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Horror fans have been teased with the prospect of the latest horror anthology TRICK ‘R TREAT (2008) for what seems like forever. Initially, it was set for a Halloween 2007 theater release but without a declared reason why Warner Bros. pulled it from the schedule. […]
The Box (2009) Reviewed by Melissa Garza
Reviewed by Melissa Garza “Your home is a box. Your car is a box on wheels. You drive to work in it. You drive home in it. You sit in your home, staring into a box. It erodes your soul, while the box that is your body inevitably withers… then […]
Mirror Mirror (2012) – Family Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza “They’re giant dwarves…” Prince Alcott (Armie Hammer) The movie opens with a king that looks remarkably like the Burger King. He decides that his motherless daughter Snow White (Lily Collins) needs a mother. Thus, he meets and marries the Queen (Julia Roberts). The King leaves […]
The Dark Knight Rises (2012) (and the Denver Shootings)
Reviewed by Melissa Garza I’m editing this review only to comment on the Denver shootings. I wasn’t aware when I wrote this that the shootings had occurred and I realize that my review may have seemed insensitive otherwise. My heart goes out to the families who have lost a […]
Top 5 Songs That Need to Be Used In Horror Movies
Now, I may be crazy and these may have already been used in horror movies but these are the songs that when I hear them I think HORROR…. 1) We Gotta Get Out of This Place – The Animals 2) The Clairvoyant – Iron Maiden […]
How Did This Get Made – Hilarious Podcast
I came across How Did This Get Made when my husband played the Mac & Me episode. It was hilarious. Brilliant comedians Paul Scheer, Miss June Diane Raphael and Jason Mantzoukas put together this podcast which looks at movies that are unintentionally hilarious, bizarre, or over-the-top. Generally they will have an […]