The Fold (2008) – MOVIE REVIEW

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Reviewed by Geno McGahee

“I wanna rip hole right through those granny panties.” – Ramfis Myrthil

Polly Frost wrote a remarkable book by the name of “Deep Inside,” and now it was time to see how her way with words translated to the screen. Frost as well as Matt Lambert and Ray Sawhill put their minds together for this production, now featuring three tales, which I sincerely enjoyed. I’m a bit twisted and these tales are twisted as well, featuring absurdity, humor, and actors that performed very well.

We begin with two astronauts, Ramfis Myrthil and Normandy Sherwood, in space and encountering a problem…a problem that makes them both very horny. I love the term “Granny Panties” and it is used quite often. Excessive use of the term is a plus immediately with this series. Now this close encounter of the erotic kind has an effect on the people of earth as well, and an entire “sexual evolution” takes place.

ENTER THE FOLD

We begin with a time machine, invented by the Ferguson company, specifically Cody (Josh Matthews), an interesting character with social anxiety and a lot of apprehension about releasing this device to the public. His father, Avery (Jeremy Lawrence) is another great character that delivers his lines very well and is your typical politician like, gruff company leader. The Ferguson time machine doesn’t come off after Cody reports that it doesn’t work, although he is not being totally honest and hiding a secret of his own.

Stephanie (Ampora McClean) is a bloodthirsty business woman, using her beauty and sex appeal to get her way, and she does with poor Jack (Porno Jim), forcing him to quit by using his sexual desire against him. He has a thing for dirty panties. She is now trying to get the time machine information, but there are some strange things working against her. Actually, an internet porn site called “Jeff’s Hot Tub” is confusing a lot of people and costs Stephanie a great deal. This is a very amusing tale..

THE MARITAL AID

Jeff (Jake Thomas) is a porn freak and is trying to get some from his wife and he apparently thinks that a gold thong is the way to go. Jeez, a gold thong. That’s comedy right there. His wife Cyndi (Karen Grenke) doesn’t seem too receptive and when she finds his porn history on their PC, she calls him a “cocksucker,” but not after she says “bullfeathers.” I have never heard anyone say “bullfeathers” before, but it’s hilarious. It’s even funnier that she followed with “cocksucker.”

While searching the porn on his computer, she finds out that he is running his own site called “Jeff’s Hot Tub,” but he has no memory of it. With his wife full of anger, he defends himself, but doesn’t have to when he sees his wife in the hot tub with him on the net. Something strange is going on. It gets really strange when his glowing penis blows a gallon of man juice in his wife’s face, prompting her to wear goggles. Outside of the generous shots of Jeff’s ass, I was really amused with this tale. I don’t think that thongs are meant for men. I’m sorry. It’s disturbing. Women, please let me know if you agree. If you like men in thongs, I will never mention it again. But for now, I will continue my protest. It just isn’t right.

WWO

Gaming Babes Magazine journalist, Campaniello (Angela Lovell) is chasing the story of the time machine, but stumbles across a “sexual evolution” through a role playing game. I have seen games like Warcraft and have never seen a man in a pig mask with a whip, while wearing a thong, but I have never really played Warcraft to be fair.

Campaniello stumbles across Jeff’s Hot Tub and then encounters the “Spasm of Ages,” where everyone orgasms in remarkable fashion, especially Jeff. Perhaps that thong improves orgasms…who knows? I have to say that this tale was very entertaining as well.

My hat is off to Polly Frost and her crew for making a hilarious and highly entertaining anthology. THE FOLD is a winner all the way and the translation from erotic amusement from book to film was a big success.

Scared Stiff Rating: 7/10. Very Amusing.

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