By Clark Doogle
I have to say that I’m not surprised that Jared Fogle has decided to plead guilty to possession of child porn and for paying for sex with minors. Subway has distanced themselves from this scumbag and now he will most likely go to prison where he will encounter all sorts of new foot longs and he won’t have to pay for them.
I noticed that Jared has boobs still…even though he has lost weight. My lord, he is in trouble. They are going to love him behind bars, and they are talking about locking him up from 5 to 30 years. That’s a lot of spooning time.
I don’t get rich people that do stupid shit like this. Fogle could have gotten laid from 18 year olds all year long and he wouldn’t have had an issue, but he wanted much, much younger. Yikes. Once again, I’m not really surprised. I’ve been saying that he looks like a molester for years.
The recent raid of his home apparently turned up enough evidence to force Fogle’s hand into pleading. We know that he was looking constantly for 14-15 year old girls for sexual reasons and that he used his charitable foundation to possibly scout out others for perverse reasons. I’ve never met a Jared I liked.
I can’t imagine Jared being tough enough for prison. Mike Tyson was tough enough and he still had issues but Jared is a priss. A statement is expected to be made by Jared’s lawyer and I suspect part of it may be “he groped me!” Maybe. Things come in threes too. So we have Bill Cosby, Jared, and now we need a third celebrity sex offender. Is there a dead pool for sex offenders? Maybe there should be.