By Vinnie Franklin
The year was 1999 and my boy, Arnold Schwarzenegger, was starring in END OF DAYS, but it turned into START OF GAS as Miriam Margolyes, a co-star, claimed that Arnie let a “Terminator Fart” as she said (or didn’t say) right in her face. He then smiled, reportedly, and said “I’ll be back with another fart.”
Now, Arnold is my friend and unlike other journalists, I did my research and got the story right from the man. Arnie had the following to say:
“I remember that day like it was yesterday. I had some eggs for breakfast and before I know it, I had to film a scene and Miriam was on the ground and she smiled and that was out of character. So, I showed her I was ripped in more than one way and let one rip right in her mug. That did the trick. Smile gone. The director then came up to me and told me to stop. I told him, you’re funny. That’s why I’m going to fart in your face last.
I heard her complaining now and she is just lucky that my fart wasn’t made from liquid shit like that liquid metal guy in Terminator 2 and she would have been really blasted because I was going commando that day. Get ready for a sequel Miriam. Come with me if you want another fart in your face! ”
I also caught up with PREDATOR co-star, Jesse Ventura, and he had the following to say:
“Miriam don’t have time to smell ass. This is no conspiracy theory. This is a blast from Arnie’s ass.”
Big thanks to my LEGENDARY friends for their comments.
