By Polly “News” Hughes
Wannabe unfunny comedian George Lopez has been voicing his opinion about President Donald Trump since the election. He should focus more on his act than on Trump, but y’all know he’s doing it to stay relevant here. Nobody give a damn about this assclown. YA HEARD!
Now Lopez got himself in some hot water here after attacking some poor guy that made a pro-Trump comment at Hooters. The victim was yelling support for Trump and Lopez couldn’t handle it. He pounced and grabbed the poor kid and roughed him up. Not good George. Not good. Y’all try that with me and you’ll get this big bitch crushing your face with my knockers.
I spoke to Police Sgt. Myles Willington and he was on the scene and had the following to say.
“Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to read is true. No names are changed to protect anyone. My name is Sgt. Myles Willington. I carry a badge. I’m a cop. Now, George Lopez thought he could put somebody on blast in my city? NO DICE! I dragged him out of Hooters and he was begging me “don’t arrest me! Please don’t arrest me!” I put the cuffs on him and took him away but his fancy fucking lawyer got him off. Don’t worry though. I got Bubba ready and he carries an 18 inch bulge, not a badge, and Lopez will find out the HARD way that you don’t attack people in my city.”
Well said Myles.
