By Melissa Antoinette Garza The world lost an angel yesterday. Sondra Locke was a fem goddess, an amazing actress and a woman who rose above controversy and chaos with grace, style and a classic feminist Fuck The World strength that I am both enamored with and respect the hell […]
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EXORCISM (1975) – Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza On a stage, Anne (Lina Romay) is chained up naked onto wooden planks. Rose (Lynn Monteil) a blonde dominatrix beauty emerges in just a belt, boots and a collar. In her hand, she clutches a cat o’nine tails and the bombshell knows how to use it. […]
Luciferina (2018) – Satanic Horror Movie Review – Blu-ray Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza LUCIFERINA (2018) is a new Spanish sexploitation film brought to us by the brilliant mind of writer/director Gonzalo Calzada. It begins with young 19 yr old Nun Natalia (Sofía Del Tuffo) working in a kitchen at HOGAR LOS HIOS DE MARIA or St. Mary’s Children’s Home. […]
The Gruesome Twosome (1967) – Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza To make an omelet, you need to break a few eggs. Likewise, to make a good wig you may have to kill an scalp some sexy college gals. At least, that’s the route Mrs. Pringle (Elizabeth Davis) and her grown but mentally challenged and psychologically unwell […]
ROBIN HOOD: PRINCE OF THIEVES (1991) – Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza I saw this film in the theater on my twelfth birthday with my mother and grandmother. I owned the novelization and loved the Bryan Adams song. Shut the fuck up. I was 12! TWELVE, Goddammit! Summer of ‘69 is good. Isn’t it? Come on, tell me […]
Men At Work (1990) Comedy Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Remember when Charlie Sheen was both cute and cool? I do. Can we go back to 1990? This was one of my favorites growing up. When I hit the video stores and would grab 7 movies for 7 days for $7.00, this was often […]
Nightmares Come At Night (1972) – Sexploitation Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Sexy dark-haired angel Anna de Istria (Diana Lorys) is having one helluva dream. She sees her blonde-bombshell lover Cynthia (Colette Giacobine) in bed with her blue flowered print dress undone. Cynthia is asleep but her breasts are fully visible. A man places Anna on the […]
ROBIN HOOD (2018) – Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza I should have seen THE GRINCH! Where to begin with this mess? I love the story of Robin Hood. The Kevin Costner version and Disney adaptation are my favorites, but I like the older ones too. I never was inclined to see the Russell Crowe version, […]
Beyond the Door (1974) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Full disclosure: I’m a bit high off antibiotics for diverticulitis so if none of this makes sense, blame the drugs. On any other occasion, just blame me. BEYOND THE DOOR (1974) begins with a demon taunting Dimitri (Richard Johnson) who has been working with him. When […]
Evils of the Night (1985) – SCI FI Sexploitation Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza EVILS OF THE NIGHT (1985) opens with two couples getting it on in the woods. I like where this is going! The first guy (Shone Taylor) brings his lover (Crystal Breeze) to a tree. He then leans against it and takes a little oral from her. […]
THE NIGHTMARE (1981) Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza A distributor went to prison for 18 months because he refused to edit even one second of this video nasty cult classic. Now, we’re getting somewhere! THE NIGHTMARE (1981) opens with psychologically damaged George Tatum (Baird Stafford) in a straight jacket screaming as visions of the […]
Aenigma (1988) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Poor Kathy (Miliana Zirojevic)! Kathy is a student at St. Mary’s College in Boston MA (local pride) who only gets in because she is the maid’s daughter (Dusica Zegarac) I think Kathy is a gorgeous gal, but the opening scene disagrees with me. AENIGMA begins with […]