By Melissa Antoinette Garza Damn, this was better than I anticipated. I expected it to be funny and crazy, but this was fabulous. The film opens in 1989, where Nazi puppet-maker Andre Toulon (Udo Kier) uses his creations to murder a bartender and her girlfriend. When the police arrive, […]
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Burial Ground (1981) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza BURIAL GROUND (1981) begins with a Professor (Raimondo Barbieri) who brings back some really pissed off zombies that hate both regular sex and weird freaky sex alike. Either that or the zombies will kill anything and everyone just happens to be fucking. I’ll let you decide […]
Flesh For Frankenstein (1973) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Admittedly, I have mixed feelings about Andy Warhol. Sometimes I view him as the Andy Kaufman of the art world and I find myself respecting him. Other times I just see a pretentious nihilist who rebelled against members of his same ilk for profit. Whatever the […]
Love Me Deadly (1972) – Horror Film Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza LOVE ME DEADLY (1972) is a strange little film that could have only existed in the carefree chillness of low-budget 1970s brilliance. It certainly delves into some uncomfortable topics where necrophilia doesn’t even top the list. The film opens with a funeral service. Lindsay Finch […]
The Stepfather (1987) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza There are two type of people in this world; those who watch THE STEPFATHER (1987) and root for the mom (Shelley Hack) & daughter (Jill Schoelen) and then there are horror fans. This is a fucking classic. I want another a sequel to the OG series […]
TERROR AT THE RED ROOF INN (1972) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza When TERROR AT THE RED ROOF INN (1972) opens we see Henry Smith (Arthur Space). Henry is a well-dressed old man with a killer green thumb (Nailed it!) He is kind, sweet and attentive to his plants. I’m sure I won’t change my opinion of this wonderful elderly […]
Cataclysm (1980) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza If you’ve ever seen NIGHT TRAIN TO TERROR (1985) you obtained a glimpse. Footage from CATACLYSM (1980) was taken and a very short synopsis of this movie was shown to create the anthology short. I love NIGHT TRAIN TO TERROR, but you must experience CATACLYSM […]
Sex, Lies, and Videotape (1989) – Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza This is one of my favorite flicks of all time. It’s sexy, it’s raw and was able to break into the mainstream despite the nature of it. Usually, the R rated movies I liked flew under the radar because they were cult films and no one […]
Call Me (1988) – Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Anna (Patricia Charbonneau) gets an obscene call and thinks it’s her boyfriend Alex (Sam Freed), a guy she’s been chatting up for a month. He hasn’t been that thrilling in the bedroom and she thinks he’s finally giving her a little dirty talk. She eats it […]
THE CASE OF THE BLOODY IRIS (1972) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza THE CASE OF THE BLOODY IRIS (1972) begins with a woman (Evi Farinelli) on her way to see her friend. She’s in an elevator and oblivious to the man putting gloves on as everyone else walks out. In the end, it’s just her and the killer. […]
Scream of the Demon Lover (1970) Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Sometimes, I quite enjoy being a mark. When people know your weaknesses, they often cater to them. One of my weaknesses is sexy feminine beauties who are pursued by freaks of the night. There must have been quite a few people with my shared kicks, […]
Evil Toons (1992) – Horror Comedy Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza This movie takes me back. I still remember holding the VHS tape in my hand and thinking, “this is going to be fantastic!” Was I right? Yes. Yes I was. EVIL TOONS (1992) was a straight-to-video release that was a advertised like a horror spin on […]