By Melissa Antoinette Garza Right now, the sis and I are on a marvelous trip at Misquamicut in Rhode Island. I’m in a hotel room directly on the beach. I’m mere feet away from the water and I’ll be here for four glorious days. What does this have to […]
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Strangeland (1998) – Dee Snider HORROR MOVIE REVIEW
By Geno McGahee When I was a teenager, I loved Twisted Sister and still do. Their music is catchy and defiant and who doesn’t like that? In 1998, when STRANGELAND was released, I was quite excited and it seemed like Dee Snider, the writer and lead singer of Twisted Sister, […]
MA (2019) – Movie Review (Octavia Spencer, Diana Silvers, Juliette Lewis, Luke Evans)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza I saw this in the theaters twice and the last time was with my best friend. We shared a flask of honey whiskey and a vape pen and then went out for margaritas afterwards. It was a fun night! MA (2019) is a great send […]
Altered Minds (2013) – Movie Review (Judd Hirsch, Ryan O’Nan)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Do you have Amazon Prime? Before you read this review, watch it. I’ll steer clear of spoilers but this flick is fucking awesome and has a few solid layers so pay attention when you view it. Tommy Shellner (Ryan O’Nan) has some problems. His adoptive […]
Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile (2019) – Netflix Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Ted Bundy was a horrible man. He killed many a fem and was a sociopathic nut-job. He was good looking, a charmer and had a ton of charisma. These attributes allowed him to gain a cult like following and an insane amount of support […]
The Intruder (2019) – Movie Review (Dennis Quaid, Meagan Good, Michael Ealy)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza DAMN! I love this movie. I went on $5.00 Tuesdays and caught THE INTRUDER (2019) which I knew very little about. I knew Dennis Quaid was in it and that was enough. He can get in my Innerspace any day of the week. That’s […]
Orphan (2009) – Horror Movie Review (Vera Farmiga, Peter Sarsgaard, Isabelle Fuhrman)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza ORPHAN (2009) is a great flick. Go watch it! Good review, folks! Okay! Okay! I’ll tell you a little something about it. I’m not doing anything right now, anyways. Kate (Veera Farmiga) and Dipshit John (Peter Sarsgaard) are married and have two kids. They would […]
The Crush (1993) – Movie Review (Alicia Silverstone, Cary Elwes, Jennifer Rubin)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Wow! Time gives one perspective. I saw this movie when I was 14 years old and at that time I did not see how fucked this whole thing was. I was of the mindset that the two leads could have ended up happy together if […]
Pet Sematary (2019) – Horror Movie Review (Jason Clarke, Amy Seimetz, John Lithgow, Jeté Laurence)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Hold on. I’ll get to the review in one minute. I’m gonna rock out to the Ramones first because Missy is still a motherfucking Punk Rocker! I don’t want to be buried in a Pet Sematary! I don’t want to live my life again! […]
US (2019) Horror Movie Review (SPOILERS)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza This review contains SPOILERS! Turn back if you haven’t seen the film. I love Jordan Peele. I loved the KEY & PEELE (2012) Comedy Central show. I thought KEANU (2016) was hilarious. GET OUT (2017) is one of the greatest horror films in the last […]
Night Train to Terror (1985) – Horror Anthology Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Blackberry brandy, weed and NIGHT TRAIN TO TERROR (1985) makes for a good Wednesday night at the bro’s. Admittedly, I’m still a bit high so this review may be all over the place, but I will try to stay focused. I love this anthology. The […]
The Hills Have Eyes (2006) – Movie Review Alexandre Aja, Kathleen Quinlan, Ted Levine, Aaron Stanford, Vinessa Shaw, Dan Byrd, Emilie de Ravin
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Alexandre Aja, oh how I love thee. His directing style and his writing skills speak to me on every level. I wish he made every horror remake. The film world would be a far better place. Where other directors hold back, he revs it […]