By Melissa Antoinette Garza EVILS OF THE NIGHT (1985) opens with two couples getting it on in the woods. I like where this is going! The first guy (Shone Taylor) brings his lover (Crystal Breeze) to a tree. He then leans against it and takes a little oral from her. […]
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BLOOD FOR DRACULA (1974) – Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza BLOOD FOR DRACULA (1974) aka Andy Warhol’s DRACULA, begins with the Count (Udo Kier) putting on cosmetics. One of my kicks is certainly watching a sexy gent delicately apply makeup. I often just watch a video of Klaus Nomi in front of a mirror doing the […]
Female Vampire (1973) – Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza The movies of Jesús Franco are so much fun! I love them for so many reasons. The blood, sex, odd stories and strange visuals that turn off so many draws me in. One of reasons I sometimes socialize with the straight-laced is because I get […]
Sodoma’s Ghost (1988) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Leave it to Italian horror icon Lucio Fulci to write and direct a film about sexually frustrated Nazi ghosts terrorizing tourists. The film opens in Paris during WWII. Some Nazis are hanging in a villa having an orgy. Voyeur Aryan bastard Willy (Robert Egon) walks […]
SEVEN DEAD IN THE CAT’S EYE (1973) Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza This film opens with a murder, a kitty and an orangutan in that order. If that doesn’t captivate you immediately, it’s on you. After a man is murdered by an unseen individual with a cat, we see Corringa (Jane Birkin) being brought to her Aunt’s […]
The Body Beneath (1970) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza THE BODY BENEATH (1970) starts off with Anna Ford (Susan Clark) placing flowers on her mother’s grave at a cemetery right before closing. Three blue-faced fem-vamps attack her on the way out. The vampires in this flick dislike sun, but it’s not a rule-breaker and they […]
Vampire Circus (1972) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza VAMPIRE CIRCUS (1972) open with Anna (Domini Blythe) bringing Jenny (Jane Derby), a very young blonde girl to the castle of child-killing vampire Count Mitterhaus (Robert Tayman). Anna is already married to schoolmaster Albert Mueller (Laurence Payne). She even has a child with him. Still, she’s […]
Puppet Master The Littlest Reich (2018) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Damn, this was better than I anticipated. I expected it to be funny and crazy, but this was fabulous. The film opens in 1989, where Nazi puppet-maker Andre Toulon (Udo Kier) uses his creations to murder a bartender and her girlfriend. When the police arrive, […]
Burial Ground (1981) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza BURIAL GROUND (1981) begins with a Professor (Raimondo Barbieri) who brings back some really pissed off zombies that hate both regular sex and weird freaky sex alike. Either that or the zombies will kill anything and everyone just happens to be fucking. I’ll let you decide […]
Flesh For Frankenstein (1973) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Admittedly, I have mixed feelings about Andy Warhol. Sometimes I view him as the Andy Kaufman of the art world and I find myself respecting him. Other times I just see a pretentious nihilist who rebelled against members of his same ilk for profit. Whatever the […]
Sssssss (1973) – Dirk Benedict KILLER SNAKE HORROR MOVIE REVIEW
By Geno McGahee I have owned SSSSSSS for quite a while and was never able to get into it, but I don’t give up easily and finally sat down and watched it through. Without question, it is a slow burn, but the payoff is totally worth it. Dr. Carl Stoner […]
A Virgin Among the Living Dead (1973) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza After just watching LADY FRANKENSTEIN (1971), I decided to stick with Paul Muller. Though his role is a small one, it is a quite memorable performance in an already spectacular film. VIRGIN AMONG THE LIVING DEAD (1973) the film opens with Christina (Christina von Blanc) […]