By Melissa Antoinette Garza Admittedly, I have mixed feelings about Andy Warhol. Sometimes I view him as the Andy Kaufman of the art world and I find myself respecting him. Other times I just see a pretentious nihilist who rebelled against members of his same ilk for profit. Whatever the […]
Comedies
Camp Death III in 2D (2018) – Friday the 13th Spoof HORROR MOVIE REVIEW
By Geno McGahee I am a huge fan of the FRIDAY THE 13TH franchise. Jason Voorhees is the man. I even love the films that are like FRIDAY THE 13TH that people shit on, like the BLOODY MURDER movies. So, if you’re making a film that has a Jason vibe, […]
TERROR AT THE RED ROOF INN (1972) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza When TERROR AT THE RED ROOF INN (1972) opens we see Henry Smith (Arthur Space). Henry is a well-dressed old man with a killer green thumb (Nailed it!) He is kind, sweet and attentive to his plants. I’m sure I won’t change my opinion of this wonderful elderly […]
Evil Toons (1992) – Horror Comedy Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza This movie takes me back. I still remember holding the VHS tape in my hand and thinking, “this is going to be fantastic!” Was I right? Yes. Yes I was. EVIL TOONS (1992) was a straight-to-video release that was a advertised like a horror spin on […]
The Burbs (1989) – Horror Comedy Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza After Bill Maher continued his streak of being the biggest douche ever by insulting Stan Lee, his work and comic book fans worldwide, I needed some comfort food so I’m venturing to one of my faves. I’ve loved the THE BURBS (1989) since I first […]
SLEEPAWAY CAMP II: UNHAPPY CAMPERS (1988) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza When I was 12 years old, this was my jam! I’d rent this and SLEEPAWAY CAMP III: TEENAGE WASTELAND (1989) all the time. I had virtually no friends so I had plenty of time to watch cheesy silly horror flicks. Being a loser loner wasn’t all […]
Girly (1970) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza I love the insane villains of the 1970s. The way that women were allowed to tap into sexy crazy back then. DEATH GAME (1977), LET’S SCARE JESSICA TO DEATH (1971) and THE BLOOD SPATTERED BRIDE (1972) are all sensational examples of the different ways […]
BASEketball (1998) – Comedy Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Why does this movie get such a bad rap? I saw this in the theater and loved it. I’ve watched it probably a dozen times since its release. It gets lukewarm reviews, but I enjoy it nearly as much as AIRPLANE (1980). It’s a […]
The Mumbo Jumbo (2000) – UK Musical Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza It came! THE MUMBO JUMBO (2000) unreleased to US audiences came in the mail today and plays marvelously in my PS4! Nothing is better than receiving something in the mail with Richard O’Brien’s face on the cover. YUMMY! The movie opens with Thomas Doubting (Jamie Walters) […]
Dr. Caligari (1989) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza I love crazy, dark,weird and sexy. Dr. Caligari is an strange piece of indie cinema sexploitation that though has a following, doesn’t quite get the respect it deserves. I feel like this is a movie that was only rented from video stores by 13-year-old […]
Absolute Beginners (1986) – Musical Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza With a lot of negative energy floating around because of the mid-terms, I needed a feelgood movie that is somewhat relevant yet filled with optimism and fun. A musical about the dangers of selling one’s soul seems like a perfect fit. ABSOLUTE BEGINNERS (1986) […]
Corvette Summer (1978) – Comedy Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza CORVETTE SUMMER (1978) is one of those movies that I love introducing people to. It’s a classic that every cult film fan should be aware of. Fans of STAR WARS (1977) and BATMAN THE ANIMATED SERIES (1992) are always happy to see Mark Hamill and fans […]