By James Witherspoon
As y’all know, Arnie is my boy and when I heard some assclown fucktard dropkicked him from behind in South Africa, I was livid. Man, I was trying to make that trip and if I were there, that boy wouldn’t have made it to my friend. I would have laid the smack down and showed him that I can go commando when I need to. YA HEARD!
Now, I called Arnie and asked him about the attack and he said the following:
“I’ll be back and he’ll be sperminated for kicking me like a bitch. I got a raw deal here but remember, I beat the shit out of the predator and I’ll do the same to him when I see this cellar dweller, EBT warrior, soy boy, scumbag, loser when I see him on the street. I still got it. I can still bench 700 pounds and he’ll feel it. He got me from behind. Now the shoe will be on the other foot or should I say ass.”
(Note: May not be actual quote from Arnold Schwarzenegger.)
