By Clive “Buttplug” Pluggerson
Let me tell you something brother. I was riding my Harley man and I got the call that AEW Dynamite was starting and Kenny Omega and Hangman Page taking on SCU and it was pure TNT man. I know that Jim Cornette, that fat redneck, has been running off at the mouth man and he got it shoved up his fat ass by Omega. Hey brother, take that tennis racket and shove it up your ass brother.
Omega and Page got the win man, but the Dark Order made their presence known brother. The leader of the group is still unknown but I’d like it to be Matt Hardy brother. The Broken dude is going to shake up AEW.
Riho dropped the title to Nyla Rose in a great match. They finally made Nyla the beast that she is and gave her the gold after a power bomb. The match took down the house in Texas brother and it reminded me of when King Kong Bundy took down SD Jones at Wrestlemania man. SD Jones was jumped brother. The big man should have been DQ’d for that blitz.
Sammy Guevara took on Dustin Rhodes in another big match with Jake Hager on the outside. After Rhodes pulled out the win, we got the news that the Big Hurt was going to make his in-ring debut at Revolution when Rhodes takes him on. Now the Big Hurt is the real deal brother. The WWE didn’t know what to do with him man. Vinnie Mac needs to hang it up brother.
Jon Moxley took on Santana in a great fight man. It was an all out brawl, but Moxley did what he had to do, but that wasn’t the end man. The Inner Circle came down and gave the loner the beating of his life. Chris Jericho wants to make sure that his opponent doesn’t make it to Revolution in one piece man and he’s doing a good job dude.
AEW Dynamite was great this week dude and it’s leading to Revolution and I should mention the good win for MJF taking down Jungle Boy in another great match. Watch this program and learn Vinnie Mac and Jim Cornette, shut your fat ass up too or Buttplug mania will run wild on you!
