Hollywood Press Association Press Release
James Witherspoon, comedian, humanitarian, celebrity and inspiration to millions, has won the WRITER OF THE YEAR award for 2019. This award was given by the Hollywood Writer Association and included over fifty thousand writers. Witherspoon, once again, proved that he is the best thing going today.
James had the following to say: “You see what happens when you go out there and work hard, you lazy EBT-toting, welfare-collecting, celler-dwelling, soy boy losers! You win shit. I work hard like a mother fucker to earn this shit you bitches. Now get your fat ass out there and get a fucking job! YA HEARD!” Eloquently said.
Thousands of celebrities showed up and had their own comments to give:
“There are plenty of hillbilly mother fucker, bank-robbing chicken hawks out there that claim to know me, but let me say this…James is the real deal and I’m happy to consider him a friend. He more than deserves this award.” – Quentin Tarantino
“He made me proud! SOUL PATROL! He is my American Idol and he has my vote! I know Simon would cream his pants when he reads the work of James! SOUL PATROL!”
“School of cock? No, I don’t think so. James is the man and he’s King Cock! I love this man. Keep it real James!” – Jack Black
“Circle jerk of life? Let me say this. I can feel the love tonight. James Witherspoon deserves this more than anyone.” – Sir Elton John
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