By Polly “News” Hughes
Neil Patrick Harris put Whoopi Goldberg on blast and revealed that 30 years ago Whoopi Goldberg noted that she was going to have sex with him in 10 years. Really? Really? Whoopi, you hideous beast…who would want to nail you? Maybe that Ted Danson. What was up with that? Why would he bang you? He had to be desperate and brainwashed and you made the poor guy go black-faced to that roast…ruined his career and left him with a hard on. You cold woman. You cold.
We will see how the media goes after Whoopi. They went after my boy, Kevin Spacey like a mofo. They’d better get that fat ass Whoopi Goldberg too. She needs to be fired from The View for her molester comments.
I spoke to my neighbor at this retirement community I live in. He’s batty, but boy did he have some comments. “She grabbed my weiner” he boomed but he was talking about that nurse that takes care of him. I don’t believe him. He grabbed his own weiner.
