By James Witherspoon
Yo, my girls pumped out the hits in the 80s. Vixen was the cat’s meow, YA HEARD! When they were rocking, I was stuck hanging with Richard Marx and the boy loved his Dungeons and Dragons, YA HEARD! Y’all got those babes up there and Marx wants to talk about trolls. I left him in the hotel room and partied with Vixen. Y’all know James ain’t no nerd bitch.