By James Witherspoon
Yo, check this out. My boy, Justin Bieber, has put down the challenge to Tom Cruise for a mixed martial arts showdown that Dana White will be hosting in the UFC Octagon. This is what I’m talking about bitches. These two guys have a beef? Only one way to solve it…get in that cage and let the fists fly. Show some ambition, unlike those EBT card-toting, cellar-dwelling, soy boy jobless Bernie supporters that you see walking the streets. YA HEARD!
Now these two men are going to make some serious green when they put this show on pay per view and it will be worth the money. This ain’t gonna be THE MUMMY…that shit show. It’s gonna be better than JACK REACHER. That movie can jack me and give me a reach around. YA HEARD!
Now I know MMA man but my boy, Clive “Buttplug” Pluggerson, former WWE star and king of the MMA in the UK. He knows both men like the back of his hand and had the inside scoop.
