By Geno McGahee Heavy Metal superstar, Rob Zombie, puts together a tribute of sorts to the greatest horror film of all time: “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.” In this tale, we have a foursome on the road in search of a local legend, known as “Dr. Satan.” Along the way, they […]
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Cheerleader Camp (1987) – SLASHER, WHODUNIT HORROR MOVIE REVIEW
By Geno McGahee The 1980s delivered a lot of slasher flicks. Some were good. Some were bad. Some fell somewhere in the middle and that is where Cheerleader Camp belongs. This is a memorable and funny horror film, with some familiar faces and ridiculous overacting and a really absurd story, […]
Night of the Demons (1988) – Horror Movie Review
By Geno McGahee This is a film where we have another “hell house.” This is a place where an underlining story of some wickedness surrounds it and the masses avoid it, with the exception of some teenagers that want to party. This is the case in “Night of the Demons,” […]
Nacho Mountain (2012) – POTTY HUMOR COMEDY MOVIE REVIEW
By Forris Day Jr. Ok…I get it. I died and went to hell and now I must watch a string of absurdly stupid movies, “Nacho Mountain” being the latest in a series of terrible Chemical Burn releases. What could I have done in life to avoid this damnation? I tried […]
Community College (2012) – STUPID HUMOR COMEDY MOVIE REVIEW
By Forris Day Jr. Have you ever gone to see a movie that you thought was going to be terrible and it turned out to be awesome? You go from mildly depressed walking into the theater, to acting out parts of the movie with your friends as you leave, because […]
The Amityville Horror (1979) – HORROR MOVIE REVIEW
By Geno McGahee “God Dammit, this is my house!”—George Lutz (James Brolin) The scariest part of this movie is knowing that it was based on a true story just like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre! Sure, they may have taken some liberties, and spruced it up a little to make it […]
Room 6 (2006) – Sliders, Quantum Leap HORROR MOVIE REVIEW…SORT OF
By Geno McGahee Amy (Christine Taylor) and her hubby Nick (Shane Brolly) are a happy couple, but there is a problem. Amy has a shady past and visions of pure horror surrounding a hospital and crazies that run it, performing operations that are unnecessary on the patients. She wakes up […]
The Forest (1982) – SLASHER HORROR MOVIE REVIEW
By Geno McGahee In 1980, Friday the 13th came out. In 1981, The Burning entertained slasher fans and then in 1982, we have “The Forest.” We begin with an unfortunate set of hikers that journey too far into the woods and come across a psycho with a knife, and both […]
American Gothic (1988) – HORROR MOVIE REVIEW
By Melissa Garza The film opens as a group of six young travelers, one of which (Sarah Torgov) was only recently released from an institution become stranded on a nearly deserted island. They come across an empty house filled with old record players, and furniture right out of the 1950s. […]
Don’t Go To Sleep (1982) – MADE FOR TV HORROR REVIEW
By Melissa Garza As a child, this was my favorite movie and every time it aired I would be glued to the television from beginning to end, and then I wouldn’t sleep right for weeks to come. The film follows a family whose eldest daughter Jennifer (Kristin Cumming) is the […]
Dead End (2003) – Creepy HORROR MOVIE REVIEW
By Melissa Garza A creepy atmosphere, a great setting, a topnotch cast, and a witty script helped create one of the best horror films in recent years. Dead End begins with a family on their way to Christmas with the in-laws. Frank (Ray Wise), the father, decides to take a […]
Slaughterhouse (1987) – Texas Chainsaw Massacre Rip Off
Reviewed by Melissa Garza “My God, boy what have you done.” – Lester (Don Barrett) Lester (Don Barrett) is an old man who owns an old run-down slaughterhouse in a small town. What once was a prominent business had devolved into a local embarrassment. Les hadn’t paid taxes for quite […]