By James
That chump idiot, Soulja Boy, that can’t sing and is now stealing from Nintendo among other companies to push his game console systems that he is just drop shipping from another site. Now y’all know that I’m a gamer and I love my Nintendo. I just picked up Super Smash Brothers and loved that shit and when I see a loser like Soulja Boy selling stolen software from the company, I cry foul.
Recently that shithead, Soulja Boy, called the YouTubers that criticized his criminal activity “F*ggot Nerds”, but where’s the boycott by the cellar dweller soy boys? Don’t they protest shit like this? I see it on the news all the time when these soy boys and manly women get offended. Well, tell me where the protest is going to be. I’m game. No need for that homophobic bullshit.
Now I hope Nintendo gets Soulja Boy locked up and take all this chump’s cash. Soulja Boy, get ready because it won’t be Mario and Luigi banging you from the back. It’ll be your cellmate Bubba.
I spoke to well-known gamer, Nintendo Nick, and he had the following to say:
“Nintendo is going to sue his ass! Soulja Boy is the sort of geek that give gamers a bad name. I been telling all my boys to report him to Nintendo and Sony and I’ve been doing it. I’m waiting for a reply. That’s the least they can do. Too god damn busy to reply to me I guess. And you wonder why so many gamers kill themselves.”
Well, Nintendo Nick, you hang in there. You’ll get your reply I’m sure and Soulja Boy will get it in the end, literally, very soon.
