By James Witherspoon
Yo, check this out. My boy, Rod Stewart, was hanging with his son, Sean, and they were trying to get into the club, Breakers, when some security guard told them to stand down. That toy cop put Rod on blast, and he wasn’t having it. Rod punched that mother fucker and now y’all know that this minimum wage chump is going to try to sue. Really? Really? Nice try fella. YA HEARD!
Well, I caught up with Rod and he had the following to say:
“Some guys have all the luck, but some guys get fucked in the ass by security when they try to get a fucking drink. My son and I were hanging out and I don’t care if he’s a loser that has mooched off me for years. He’s still my son. Well, I saw this girl with hot legs at Breakers and I wanted to follow her in, but the security guard fat ass fucktard gave me a reason to believe that I wasn’t going to be allowed in. My son, Sean, got into the face of the toy cop but I had the last word when I punched that soy boy right in the chops. Tonight’s the night bitch. Do ya think I’m sexy bitch? Well, now this fat fuck cock is coming out and is going to sue me? What is this, infatuation? Good luck. You’ll need it. You’re not a young turk. You’re a small cock jerk!”
(Note: Comments may not be those of Rod Stewart)
