By James Witherspoon
Yo check this out. Y’all know you can’t trust a Boy Scout leader in his forties and when you mix in something called “Youth Minister”, y’all know you gotta watch the guy. Tommy Callaway was running in a race, probably to some NAMBLA meeting, and gave a young lady reporting on the matter, a big slap in the ass. Alex Bozarjian, the reporter, went to twitter and called it like she saw it. She put this fool on blast, but it’s my turn.
The Boy Scouts kicked out Callaway right away when they saw him and the slap heard around the world, but where were they when they realized that they had a dude in his forties hanging around young boys? This is Boy Scouts, not Creep Scouts. YA HEARD!
Now, if I was there and saw you hit that wonderful and beautiful lady like you did, I would have stomped you down you geek! You need to go to prison and then Bubba can spank your plump ass and then you can feel what victimhood feels like. YA HEARD!
I caught up with my boy, Phil Swift, the master of Flex Tape, and he had the following to say:
“I’m going to take my saw and cut this guy’s balls in half and I won’t fix it with Flex Tape! This is why men get a bad name. You gotta treat the ladies right and this assclown didn’t know anything about that. I heard this fat geek was also a minister and a Boy Scout leader. Oh jeez, my Flex senses are tingling. Keep this guy away from the dogs and peanut butter. I’m going to donate five thousand dollars worth of Flex Tape to tape up that bitch and then we can drop him off in prison and let the boys grab his fat rump.”
(Comments may not be those of Phil Swift).
