By Melissa Antoinette Garza “Some maniac smashed into him and left him lying in the rain.” – Pete Radcliff (Kevin Hagen) Oliver Pope (Edward Andrews) drives home after a long day of work. His mind isn’t on driving though. Instead, he is thinking about his job and how another employee […]
The Stuff (1985)- Horror Film Review
Reviewed by Melissa Antoinette Garza “Are you eating it or is it eating you?” – Mo (Michael Moriarty) A new product is on the market. It’s called, The Stuff, and it’s a frozen treat that lies somewhere in between yogurt and ice cream. The Stuff came from the ground, and […]
Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
Reviewed by Melissa Garza “My God you’re horrible. Don’t rush off” – Swan (Paul Williams) In honor of the great Paul Williams and the documentary Still Alive, I am reviewing Phantom of the Paradise. Singer and songwriter Winslow Leach (William Finley) is approached by Philbin (George Memmoli) to make a deal. Philbin […]
An Upcoming Porn Parody Announcement – Sailor Poon- Lexi Belle and more
I, for one, am looking forward to the 4th of July this year. Not for the fireworks in the sky, but for those that will be coming from my DVD player the following day! 07/05/2012 Hustler is releasing Sailor Poon: A XXX Interactive Parody DVD. I’m not sure about everyone […]
The Twilight Zone: Of Late I think of Cliffordville (1963) – Horror TV Show
Reviewed by Melissa Antoinette Garza “He cried because he had no more worlds to conquer.” – Hecate (Wright King) William Feathersmith (Albert Salmi) is a ruthless old tycoon who lacks decency and conscience. He gained his riches and powers with conniving methods and deceitful ways. All who work for […]
12 Angry Men (1957) – Best Film of All Time
Reviewed by Melissa Garza “Wherever you run into it, prejudice always obscures the truth.” – Juror# 8 (Henry Fonda) A common and painfully true cliché people often utter when discussing the classics is that “they just don’t make them like that anymore.“ That isn’t to say that they don’t […]
Seed of Chucky (2004) – Horror Movie Review
Reviewed by Melissa Antoinette Garza “I’m one of the most notorious slashers in history! And I don’t wanna give that up. I am Chucky, the killer doll! And I dig it!” -Chucky (Brad Dourif) The fifth and possible final entry in the CHILD’S PLAY series, “Seed of Chucky” utilizes dark […]
Happy Father’s Day……….A video celebrating Father’s Day
Harold and Maude (1971) – being released blu-ray and on The Criterion Collection
Reviewed by Melissa Garza “Zoos are full, prisons are overflowing… oh my, how the world still dearly loves a cage.” – Maude (Ruth Gordon) As Harold and Maude is being released on blu-ray and on The Criterion collection it seems fitting to review the film. Harold and Maude opens with twenty year old Harold […]
The Stepfather (2009) – Happy Father’s Day
Reviewed by Melissa Garza Michael (Penn Badgley) returns home from military school to find his newly divorced mother Susan (Sela Ward) engaged to David (Dylan Walsh) a man he has never met and his mother had only met a short time ago. Michael immediately suspects something is off with his soon-to-be […]
She-Devil (1989) COMEDY MOVIE REVIEW
Reviewed by Melissa Antoinette Garza In my heart, I’m the same girl I was at 11 years old. As such, sometimes I really like lame films simply because they always used to be on television when there were only 13 channels and nothing else on. She-Devil is one of my […]
Law and Order SVU: Sick (Season 5, episode 19): CRIME TV SHOW EPISODE REVIEW
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Like my brother Geno, I’m a huge fan of Law and Order SVU. Let me start by saying, I really miss Christopher Meloni and I want him to come back. Elliott and his family were key reasons why this show was so gripping. Anyways, unsurprisingly […]