By Polly “News” Hughes
OMG! Can you believe what they are saying about my good friend, Miley Cyrus? It’s not a party in the USA this time. It’s a wrecking balls right in the nuts. They said that Miley died, but guess what…she’s alive and well you HATERS. Y’all are so jealous of my girl and now you want to spread this bullshit. Really? Really? Nice try fella. I am here to report that she is in perfect physical condition and had the following to say when I called her:
“Polly, these assclowns are worse than wrecking balls on my dad’s balls as he tries to sing achy breaky heart. I did not die and I’m not happy that these assclowns are reporting that I died in ANY fashion. Party in the USA? More like big dump on my name. I’m not standing for it. Please track down these haters Polly and give them the what for.”
Miley, I’ll do one better. I’ll trace the IPs and sit on their faces.
(Note: May not have been comments from Miley Cyrus)
