By Clive “Buttplug” Pluggerson
I was riding my Harley down the coast man and I heard on the radio that my boy, Goldberg, lost to the Dead Man, the Undertaker at that Saudi Arabia show, Super Showdown. Now you know how I feel brother. We should not be over there man until they treat the ladies the right way. Vinnie Mac is only interested in the green brother and he has not changed. When I was in the WWF in 1984, he came to me man and was like “Buttplug, you got to drop the title belt to SD Jones” and I was like, man, it ain’t happening brother. Give me a shot at Hogan and you’ll see the crowd go nuts man. The next thing I know, I’m out on my ass and Tito Santana is holding my gold.
They dusted off the Undertaker man and put him in against Goldberg in the main event and both men got hurt. Goldberg got that crimson mask man and was knocked out. He is now crying on Twitter about it. Brother, when I lost that cage match to Big John Studd, I didn’t cry about it. I got my revenge man.
Goldberg says he’ll be back man and he’s a man of his word brother. He’s not one of these soy boy guys man. He’s a warrior that doesn’t live in his mom’s basement brother. Whatcha gonna do brother when the buttplug goes wild up in you?
