By Polly Hughes
(Note: The Views of Polly Hughes do not reflect those of Scared Stiff Reviews…although most of the time, we agree with her.)
Y’all know that this rich little bitch, Luke Gatti, 19, isn’t going to change. Now, Gatti got his fair dose of infamy when he shoved some bald chubster all over the food court for not giving him mac’n cheese. The longer he was refused, the more hostile he became. He kept shoving the poor bastard who probably makes shit for money. Luckily, one of the big boys from the back came out and tackled Gatti and while resting his sack on his chin, noted “you’re not going to hurt my boss.” What a kiss ass, but Luke Gatti had it coming and considering where this guy’s junk was resting, it may have been literal. Hey, the pecker wanted a noodle.
Now, I give these mother fuckers the benefit of the doubt. I went into the Luke Gatti apology with an open mind, but not open legs. He can’t even play remorseful. This is strictly damage control. He reminds me of those peckers that went around shooting people with paintball guns and when they were caught, they made a video of themselves taking shots to avoid prison. Well, they didn’t avoid prison and they got a new kind of shot from big Bubba.
Luke Gatti is only 19 and he’s this much of an asshole already? I swear that if this big bitch was at that food court, I’d slap him around and teach him some manners. I’m used to dealing with drunken jerks. My husband, James Hughes, used to get drunk and rape our dogs. I kicked that mother fucker out of the house for years. YA HEARD.
Luke, my dear boy, I DO NOT accept your apology and neither should that bald dude you shoved around. I hope his boyfriend jumps you again and teabags you, bare-balled this time. UCONN needs to give Gatti the boot!
I’m going to end with a poem I wrote …
MAC’N CHEESE PLEASE
An original poem by Polly Hughes
Mac’n Cheese if you please.
Bald man, don’t be a tease.
If you don’t give me my favorite dish,
I’ll grab both your legs and make a wish.
Luke Gatti was ready to fight Mr. Clean,
But his boyfriend in the back was quickly on the scene.
He tackled Gatti and shoved his nuts in his face.
The cops were next and took him out of that place.
Now he says sorry for shoving the bald.
He may be screaming it, but it isn’t that loud.
I don’t accept the apology a kid with no hope.
Say hello to Big Bubba when you need to pick up the soap.