By Geno McGahee
As Jericho and MJF celebrate their tag team battle royal win, Guevara leaves, noting his disgust with the direction that the Inner Circle is going in. Miro is so fucking funny. I love Miro. He said to Kip Sabian that “it’s great. I’m married. You’re getting married. Chuck Taylor has never had a girlfriend in his life.” Taylor being forced to be the assistant to Miro is funny.
Penelope Ford comes out and is an absolute knockout wearing a provocative dress, which isn’t a bad thing. The Sinister Minister, James Mitchell, is handling the ceremony. Sabian notes that he loves Penelope and that she is beautiful on the inside and outside. This is pretty fucking funny stuff.
Miro makes sure that the “if anyone objects” question doesn’t happen. Miro has a toast ready for the newlyweds, taking a jab or two at Taylor as well. There’s a big present from Taylor and Miro attacks it, suspecting there was another person inside ready to attack.
Taylor shackles MIro to the ropes and Penelope gets launched into the cake. Orange Cassidy jumps out of the cake and the wedding is ruined. Miro is going to kill Taylor.