By Polly “News” Hughes
I am SO SICK of people going after my boy, Kevin Spacey. He said he was sorry for the misunderstanding when he drank too much and now we have some assclown masseur saying that Spacey grabbed his junk and tried to kiss him. Sorry dude, but you rubbed him first.
Now according to TMZ, Spacey noted a pain in his groin area and then grabbed the masseur’s hand and wanted him to touch it. Yo, Spacey was seeing that look in the guy’s eyes, and now here’s the shocker. Spacey is innocent, more or less. These massage dudes are conspiring against actors like Spacey and John Travolta. They probably grabbed a handful, but if you’re getting a massage, you can get frisky.
This rubbing groper wants to make millions off of Spacey, but he’s dealing with a great negotiator. He’ll talk him down and then talk him downtown if y’all know what I mean. This masseur may just be playing hard to get.