By James Witherspoon
Yo, check this out. I met Ellen years ago and she was rude and crude. When I would tell all of my Hollywood friend that she was a bitch, they’d say “James, she seems nice, smiling and shaking her saggy ass with bad dance moves.” Really? Really? Nice try Ellen. YA HEARD! Well, once again, I’ve been proven right. I told you she was a bitch!
Y’all ever see when Michelle Obama was dancing on her show. Was I the only one that noticed a bulge?
Ellen is ready to hang them up and leave her show. It’s not like she has much of a choice after all her bullshit. She’s been exposed and she can dance her flabby ass out until they find some other shithead libtard to take that spot. YA HEARD!
I caught up with some of my LEGENDARY friends to get their opinions on the matter…
“SOUL PATROL! Ellen is not making me proud with this bullshit. She is not an American Idol. She is a stank libtard loser. Hypocrite sloppy twat. SOUL PATROL!” – Taylor Hicks
“I used to sit at McDonalds every day, eating that Big Mac, and checking out the honeys that work behind the counter while Ellen’s show played and I always hated it. I wanted to puke out that burger on the floor when I saw Ellen dance with her lady parts gyrating. I wanted hamburger, NOT FISH!” — Don Gorske
“They interviewed Don Gorske. It’s only right they asked my opinion on Ellen. Well, do you think I give a fuck when I’m getting boned every night in the shower room by a guy with a telephone pole between his legs? Foot long, more like mile long. As for Ellen, she’s a bitch, but I live in a glass house.” – Jared Fogle
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