By James Witherspoon
Yo, check this out. My boy, James Holzhauer, was screwed and lost the tournament on ABC to Ken Jennings. Really? Really? Those daily doubles were set up man and y’all know that I call it down the middle. Well, that dude, Brad, kept picking them up and dumping them, as Jennings crawled his way to the win. At least the show got 20 million viewers, even if many of them were soy boy, cellar dweller, EBT-toting geeks. I’ll take EBT trivia for 100 Alex. YA HEARD!
Now when it comes to TV, there’s only one man that will call it the way that he sees it. My boy, Taylor Hicks, of American Idol fame, called me and wanted to get his point across. He watched the Jeopardy GOAT tournament and had the following to say:
“SOUL PATROL!!!! Hey, it could still catch on. Anyway, after watching this tournament, I have to say it was fixed. James should have won. When I saw him carrying Jennings on his shoulders, I thought about how lucky he was. I could never do that with that lardass Ruben Studdard. That fat fuck would have broken my back! I’d carry Clay Aiken on my back but I don’t want his cock and balls on my neck. SOUL PATROL! Get that cock away from me. It don’t make me proud!”
Very well said Taylor.
(Comments may not be those of Taylor Hicks)
