Hollywood Press Release
Comedian, Actor, Award-Winning Writer and Singer, James “Hi I’m James” Witherspoon, has taken Hollywood by storm. In a recent visit with high ranking industry executives, James made many deals for big budget films to be shot in Hollywood in the near future.
Quentin Tarantino has been rumored to be involved and James has even stated that “I’ll be with my boy Tom Hanks, The Rock and Will Smith. YA HEARD!” Well, is there any reason why one of the top magazines in the entire world noted that Witherspoon was at the “Dawn of a New Career”, but this is old hat for the superstar. James is known for his raunchy comedy. Here is the unedited bit from his last act at the Laugh Factory:
“I feel like it’s the welfare Avengers whenever I’m at Wal-Mart. Hey, there’s fucking Iron EBT Man, flying his steel ass right to Aldis. Hey, you want to take my tax money, why don’t you get on your knees you soy boy fuck?”
Hilarious stuff from James and now he embarks on the career of a lifetime as an A list actor. He is a legend, but we already knew that.
