By James
Yo, my friend Grover is getting some heat for dropping the F bomb on Sesame Street. Y’all think he gives a fuck? Listen, y’all should be worrying about those soy boy EBT warriors that are stealing your tax money instead of going after a nice blue puppet. I see all these cellar dwellers coming out of the woodwork and putting Grover on blast and demanding that he be fired or that they get a guy with a bigger hand so it’s more uncomfortable when it’s shoved up his ass, but keep it real people. Grover needs his job.
I spoke to Grover and got this exclusive interview. He had the following to say.
“Fuck anyone that doesn’t like the fact that I’m Super Grover. Big Bird can walk around talking about how big his yellow dick is, but I can’t be excited and let the F bomb slip? Really? What about when Gordon had a nip slip and nobody said a word? How about that shithead Elmo? He’s more annoying than a pinecone shoved up your ass. And what about that guy that had his hand up Elmo’s ass and turned out to be a molester or whatever. What about him? What about Kevin Spacey? What about those soy boys and EBT warriors in their pajama pants at Walmart? Get off my blue fucking back. The kids have to learn sometime. Eat me. I ain’t going nowhere.”
Well said Grover.
