GoFundMe EPIC FAILS: GET A JOB People – GET WOKE WITH JAMES

Geno 6 years ago

By James

Hello everyone!!!! I’m James! I want to thank Scared Stiff for having me aboard and hello to you and thank you for reading my piece. You ready to get woke?

I used to be on Facebook until I saw all these IDIOTS making these GoFundMes to raise money for something they want to do. You want to make a movie? Try to get the 15 cellar dwellers to donate their mom’s money to make it happen. Really? Really? I see some of these big talkers raising NOTHING because nobody wants to pay these jokes a dime. It’s time for them to GET A JOB! GET WOKE!

I see these people now begging for money for Christmas. How about getting a job this season? Get off that fat rump of yours and GET WOKE you scum. If you want gifts, ask Santa to visit your fat ass or get a job. Dump that EBT card out of your stocking. Ho Ho Ho.

I’m sorry people. I am just so tired of seeing these GoFundMe show up on my social media streams. I donate to charities but not to some dumbass wannabe filmmakers or jobless lazy slugs that cry me a river. GET WOKE! Y’ALL BEEN WOKE.

I’ll leave you with a poem. I write poems. I’m good at it. Here it is.

GO FUND OFF
By James

You want to make a movie and raise some cash.
You want some money to support your fat ass.
You go on the computer and ask your friends for their money.
They look at your page, laugh aloud, and say suck it honey.

Get a job, get a job, get a job.
EBT won’t help you this time you slob.
Take off the pajama pants and leave Walmart alone.
You won’t make a dime on the GoFundMe you own.

Go Fund Me?
No. Fund Off.
Y’all been WOKE.

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