By James Witherspon
Hasn’t my boy, Kane, been through enough without getting attacked by the grapplers of today over a comment about the Roe V. Wade decision. Dr. Britt Baker and Kip Sabian have come forward to attack Kane over his opinion. What next, they’re going to give the Undertaker a Cleveland Steamer?
Let’s go through Kane’s life, shall we? He nearly died in a fire. He has permanent scarring and then had to watch Triple H mount a mock corpse of his ex-girlfriend, get choke-slammed to hell, be treated miserably by the Corporate Ministry and then lost his mask and had to show his scars to the world. The boy has been through enough. Cash him outside. How about dah?
Now, this remarkable man has gone into politics and is anti-abortion. Well, have you ever thought that maybe nearly dying in a fire led to this? Grow up you idiots. By the way, have you seen the pink-haired pigs out there protesting? They don’t have to worry about abortions. NOBODY would screw them.
So, unless you fought in an Inferno Match, you need to shut the fuck up. How about a Casket Match? No? So, keep your fat ass, pink-haired, EBT-toting, Toys for Tots abusing, disability frauding mouth shut. GO KANE! You are still the big red monster.
