By Geno McGahee
I’m a big fan of FUNNY GAMES and I have found a film very similar but this one has hot chicks and it’s called DEATH GAME. Jackson (Sondra Locke) and Donna (Colleen Camp) are two girls, stranded in the rain that stumble across the home of George Manning (Seymour Cassel), and are quickly invited in to get dry and warm. He would later regret that decision.
With the wife and family out of town, George now has company and they are very flirty and attractive. Jackson and Donna go into the bathroom and when they are in there for a long time, George investigates and they are both in the tub and invite him in for some fun. He declines initially but when they get out of the tub and are all over him, he gives in. A threesome for George! Go George! I didn’t care where the movie went from here. I was so damn happy for George. I recently had people show up at my door, but they were bible pushers. They had no interest in a threesome, I don’t think, and they were not attractive. Even if they grabbed my junk, it would be a big fat no to their advances, but what a deal George got!
The next day, George wakes up and sees the girls in his kitchen preparing breakfast and he gets irritated. His family is going to be back soon and his wife won’t understand two babes hanging around. He sits at his dining room table with the girls and they are making a mess and being obnoxious. He demands that they leave, but Jackson informs him that they are minors and they will hit him up for statutory rape if he calls the cops. He then pleads with them…telling them that he will drive them anywhere. They eventually relent and he drops them at the bus station.
When he gets home later that night, he is attacked by the two girls that found their way back. They tie him up and begin to torture him. Donna keeps calling him “daddy” and it’s very disturbing. Actually, this movie is disturbing from jump, but it gets worse as the time passes. George really begins regretting nailing the two chicks as he sits there tied up and beaten up. Jackson has a mean streak too and she isn’t afraid to display it. Donna seems softer, but it becomes obvious that they are both just having fun with him and playing with him, like the duo in FUNNY GAMES. They both played their roles.
A delivery guy shows up and things get serious. When he finds George tied up and begging for help, Donna and Jackson attack and kill him and then have a court hearing for George and find him guilty of various sexual crimes. The punishment will be death and now George must wait for hours for the girls to end it.
DEATH GAME is an awesome movie. It is creepy, amusing, and the performances are fantastic across the board. I wasn’t a huge fan of the very ending of it, but other than that, it was wonderful and a winner. I highly recommend this.
Rating: 8/10