By Polly “News” Hughes
My good friend, Chris Jericho, put the rumors to rest today y’all. It was announced that a new wrestling company was being launched with Jericho and Jim Ross involved and with all sorts of money behind it, but it was a lie. I spoke to a good friend of mine, the Masked Dildo, a wrestler you may remember from the 1980s. She is still heavily involved in the game and had the following to say:
“Let me tell you something brother. I was on my Harley, hanging and banging, driving down the coast and got a call from Chris Jericho man. He told me that it’s all hype man. It’s a hoax brother. This is part of the game man and they tried this back in 1987 when they said that I had relations with the Junkyard Dog. He didn’t grab my cakes brother. So don’t hold your breath. The WWE is still holding the wrestling world by the balls man and what are you gonna do when the dildo mania runs wild on your ass?”
I guess that settles it.
