Reviewed by Melissa Garza “There‘s nothing wrong with G rated movies as long as there‘s lots of sex and violence.” – Elvira (Cassandra Peterson) When I was in elementary school, some girls idolized She-Ra, some lived for Rainbow Brite. The young intellectuals of the bunch may have even thrown Nancy […]
Movie Reviews
Deranged: Confessions of a Necrophile (1974)
By Geno McGahee In 1974, THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE was released, based on the true story of Ed Gein, a man that killed a few people and made some furniture out of human skins and bones. For the record, Gein never chased anyone with a chainsaw or referred to himself […]
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)
Reviewed by Geno McGahee “You woke up the baby.” – Hellboy (Ron Perlman) I really liked the first HELLBOY, so I eagerly awaited the release of the sequel on DVD. I don’t go to the movies because I hate those pricks with the cell phones and laser pointers that ruin […]
Flashback (2000)
Reviewed by Geno McGahee I love slasher movies, especially when they are done right…especially when they involve transvestites, and in the 2000 film “FLASHBACK,” this is what we are dealing with. There is a couple on a train and they are getting frisky. They go through a tunnel. When the […]
Moon (2009)
Reviewed by Melissa Garza “Gerty, am I a clone?” – Sam Bell Lunar Industries has become a salvation for humankind. They discovered a compound known as He3 which can be harvested and used to supply energy for most of humanity. This compound is found on the moon, so to obtain […]
Twilight Zone: The Big Tall Wish (1960) Classic TV Episode Review
Reviewed by Geno McGahee Little Henry has a big one. Should I end the review here and leave it open so that you can draw your own conclusions? Probably not. I’m more responsible than that. Little Henry has a big wish that he has made. He has a friend…a much […]
Twilight Zone: The Hitch-Hiker (1960)
Reviewed by Geno McGahee Nan Adams (Inger Stevens) is on a road trip and has a minor accident where she pops a tire and need some assistance. After fixing up the car, she begins driving and seeing this old man hitchhiking or hitchin’ a ride if you are stuck in […]
Three Days in the Woods (2010)
Reviewed by Geno McGahee So many bad things happen in the woods, and in the Mad Angel production “THREE DAYS IN THE WOODS,” we see yet another example. Written by Mark Joseph Peek and Directed by Matthew A. Peters, we are brought into an homage of the 1970’s brand of […]
The Twilight Zone: You Drive (1964) – Classic TV Episode
Reviewed by Melissa Antoinette Garza “Some maniac smashed into him and left him lying in the rain.” – Pete Radcliff (Kevin Hagen) Oliver Pope (Edward Andrews) drives home after a long day of work. His mind isn’t on driving though. Instead, he is thinking about his job and how another […]
Frozen (2010)
Reviewed by Geno McGahee Skiing can be dangerous. How many times do you hear about a person skiing running into a tree? It happens all of the time, but you never hear about skiers getting stuck on ski lifts and freezing to death, but Writer/Director Adam Green explores this scenario […]
Halloween (2007) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza “These eyes will deceive you, they will destroy you. They will take from you, your innocents, your pride, and eventually your soul.”-Dr. Sam Loomis (Malcolm McDowell) More than any horror film since the remake of “Psycho,” Rob Zombie’s “Halloween” is being scrutinized and critiqued. The return […]
The Strangers (2008)
Reviewed by Melissa Garza “You’re going to die.”- Masked Stranger (Gemma Ward) After their friends’ wedding, Kristen (Liv Tyler) and her boyfriend James (Scott Speedman) take retreat at a summer home deep in the woods and away from most civilization. Their relationship becomes slightly strained when Kristen does not accept […]