Reviewed by Melissa Garza This hard to find, out-of-print, slasher opens when Ed Jr. (Matt Mitler) picks up a shotgun and accidently shoots his mother dead on what was supposed to be his father’s birthday party. The tragedy sends Big Ed over the edge and he becomes both a drunk […]
Movie Reviews
Deadly Prey (1987)
Reviewed by Geno McGahee “Know him? I trained him.” – Colonel Hogan (David Campbell) I thought that Rambo was bad. I did, but that was before I was introduced to Danton (Ted Prior), a Vietnam vet that gets tied up into a game of death with his former teacher, Colonel […]
Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010)
Reviewed by Forris Day Jr. Hillbillies have never been funnier than in “Tucker and Dale vs Evil”. Ok…maybe they have been but you’d be hard pressed to find an instance. This is an extremely cleverly written and well shot movie that shows how funny and out of control simple misunderstandings […]
Skin Eating Jungle Vampires (2010)
Review by Forris Day Jr. If you like cheesy movies have I got one for you. “Skin Eating Jungle Vampires” is about as bad as a movie gets. I have to believe it was shot on VHS and a very low quality VHS camera at that. This is a sexplotation […]
Dario Argento’s Trauma (1993) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza “Anyone could be a killer.” – David (Christopher Rydell) Escaped mental patient Aura Petrescu (Asia Argento) is a troubled teenage girl battling anorexia. She enlists the help of the very sympathetic David Parsons (Christopher Rydell) who meets her as she contemplates suicide. After talking her off […]
The Baby (1973)
Reviewed by Geno McGahee There were a lot of strange movies that came out of the 1970s and I can’t think of many stranger than the 1973 film “THE BABY.” When I heard that this filmed surrounded a grown man acting like a baby, I didn’t have high hopes, but […]
Getting It Through My Thick Skull – Mary Jo Buttafuoco
Reviewed by Melissa Garza I was a young kid when Amy Fisher gunned down Mary Jo Buttafuoco. I remember watching all the TV movies and skits on SNL and In Living Color. The story as I remembered it was a girl seduced by a much older man and the two […]
Melvin (2011)
Reviewed by Forris Day Jr. I enjoy a good zombie movie and “Melvin” is just that! Melvin Purvis, a Super Nerd if you will, is bullied in school by everyone, from the jocks to the cheerleaders. He takes it all in stride until one day a joke goes bad and […]
Super 8 (2011)
By Melissa Garza Admittedly, I was a Johnny-come-lately fan of J.J. Abrams. I never got into Lost or Alias and Cloverfield never interested me. I began taking notice of Abrams work with the 2009 blockbuster, Star Trek. When I saw the preview for Super 8, I thought it looked pretty […]
God Told Me To (1976) – Horror Movie Review
Reviewed by Geno McGahee We begin with a busy city and a sniper randomly taking people out. A poor guy on a bike is shot and killed, and then some poor sap just walking the street and minding his own business. One by one, people are killed. Detective Nicholas (Tony […]
Mortuary (2005) – Horror Movie Review
Horror icon, Tobe Hooper directs this low-budget, under-appreciated horror gem. There have been many who trash this film. However after watching it, I must say, that those who hate it have got to be the same people that gave “Saw II” and “Saw III” stellar reviews. MORTUARY (2005) is an […]
Triangle (2009)
Reviewed by Melissa Garza Movies about time-travel, when done properly make some of the greatest moments of entertainment history. In 2007, a Spanish film called “TimeCrimes” was released which delved into a man travelling back 1 hour and facing the subsequent consequences when faced with his double. “Triangle” shares the […]