By Melissa Garza “Well, I needed a night job to pay off student loans and contract killer pays really, really well.”- (Teagan) Teagan Presley Adam & Eve Pictures recently released a double-feature Grindhouse collection. As I’ve stated in previous reviews, I’m a huge fan of porn parodies when done right. […]
Movie Reviews
Red Balloon (movie short review) – Indie Film, Horror Movie News
Reviewed by Melissa Garza I found this short accidentally as I was perusing youtube for old horror trailers. It was 12 minutes long so my husband and I decided to watch it. It opens with a shot of an outside window of a large two story home on a dark […]
Lee Roy Myers’ A Wet Dream on Elm Street- XXX Porn Parody (movie review)
Reviewed by Melissa Antoinette Garza In honor of Rick Santorum, I decided to review “A Wet Dream on Elm Street” earlier than I anticipated. My interest with this film started because as a child, I had a huge crush on Freddy Krueger (as played by Robert Englund, of course). I […]
ATM (2012) MOVIE REVIEW – HORROR NEWS
By Geno McGahee There are a lot of bad horror films of late, but every once in a while, we get a particularly good one. ATM is written Chris Sparling and directed by David Brooks. Together they created the most intense film I have seen since VACANCY in 2007. We […]
Children of the Corn (2009) Movie review – Racist and Sexist
Reviewed by Melissa Garza I am generally a fan of the film adaptions of Stephen King’s work. The original version of “Children of the Corn” is one of my favorites. I love movies about strange children. Both versions of “The Village of the Damned” are great (the predecessor being the […]
This Aint Jaws : This is A parody (Porn Review) XXX
By Melissa Garza “I think you’re going to need a bigger dick.” Hooper (Alexis Ford) Much to my husband’s delight, I’m a fan of horror porn parodies. I’m actually a fan of any porn parody done right. The oldschool Batman one is fantastic. I’m awaiting my “A Wet Dream on […]
Moon of the Wolf (1972) – HORROR MOVIE REVIEW
By Geno McGahee Made for TV films from the 1970s tended to be good and when I heard of a whodunit werewolf movie, made for TV, from 1972, I needed to see it. MOON OF THE WOLF takes place in Louisiana, and there are plenty of dead bodies being found, […]
Bane (2012) – HORROR TORTURE – INDIE HORROR REVIEW
By Forris Day Jr. I really enjoyed Chemical Burns latest release “Bane”. It has elements from several genres including sci-fi, horror and psychological thriller. It starts off a little slow, but hang in there, because it’s got a good payoff and a really well written twist ending. “The Surgeon” is […]
The Night Caller (1998) – Psycho Stalker – HORROR MOVIE REVIEW
By Geno McGahee The risk you run when you become a celebrity on any level is having a stalker. Obsessed fans create their own reality and need to be in the lives of the targeted star. In 1989, Rebecca Schaeffer, star of “MY SISTER SAM” was murdered by crazed stalker, […]
Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010) Movie Review
Reviewed by Melissa Garza I’ve discussed the amazingly awesome “How Did This Get Made?” podcast in previous reviews. There are times where this dicates which movies my husband and I watch. So, after listening to the live episode, my husband, brother-in-law, and myself watched the film with the Rifftrax commentary […]
The Incredible Melting Man(1977) – Zombie, Alien, Horror Movie Review
By Geno McGahee Astronaut Steve West (Alex Rebar) is on a trip to Saturn, but something goes terribly wrong. Two of the astronauts perish, leaving West alive, but in horrible shape. His skin is melting off of his body, but thankfully he is tied to a hospital bed and can […]
House of the Long Shadows (1983) Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza I’ve talked in other reviews about my eccentric taste in men. Vincent Price is definitely one of my massive celebrity crushes. He had class, a unique way of speaking, a strong sensuality and a debonair style that makes me long for the days when men had […]