By Geno McGahee Campers getting massacred was a very popular topic in the 1980s. Jason Voorhees made a career out of killing campers, and I have to say that I enjoy it. I wish sometimes, on the rare occasions when I go camping, that somebody would take out those pricks […]
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Brainiac (2004) – MICRO BUDGET HORROR MOVIE REVIEW
By Geno McGahee I don’t know what it is. When I see a 50 pack of horror movies for 20 bucks, I have to buy it, especially when the expectations are so low going in. It’s hard to be disappointed when you assume that they will all be shit to […]
Hard Rock Nightmare (1988) – Vampires, Werewolves, Rock & Roll & More – HORROR MOVIE REVIEW
By Geno McGahee An old man terrorizes a young boy, laughing maniacally and saying “I’m a vampire! I’m a werewolf!” The poor boy is traumatized and, believing that his grandfather is a vampire, drives a stake through his heart. He never served any time for it, being deemed “temporarily insane,” […]
Lady of the Dark (2012) – Vampire HORROR MOVIE REVIEW
By Forris Day Jr. I’ll be honest here. There is no story that I could decipher in “Lady of the Dark”. It had a promising open with some dark and creepy sounding narration about serpents and such but soon became just an hour or so of ethereal background music with […]
GRIZZLY II – THE CONCERT (1976) – Bear HORROR MOVIE REVIEW
By Geno McGahee In 1976, GRIZZLY was a smash, and so after over ten years, a sequel was made, but NEVER released. GRIZZLY II – THE CONCERT was filmed and never finished for various reasons, but a work print has made it out to the public and I was fortunate […]
Silent Hill (2006) – VIDEO GAME MONSTER HORROR MOVIE REVIEW
By Forris Day Jr. Based on the wildly popular video game from Konami, “Silent Hill” tries to stay true to the feel of the game and does so brilliantly. The movie focuses on Rose Da Silva (Radha Mitchell) as she searches for the answer as to why her daughter Sharon […]
Ants (1977) – Made for TV Bug Horror MOVIE REVIEW
By Geno McGahee They don’t make “made for TV” movies like this anymore. Do they make made for TV movies at all? Well, not really. They don’t make horror entries like this one or the others that were so common in the 1970s. ANTS concerns this lakeside hotel that is […]
The Satanic Rites of Dracula (1973) – Horror Movie Review
By Forris Day Jr. Dracula is back and angrier than ever in this final Hammer production featuring the immortal Count. Yes…he’s back and he wants revenge on his enemy Professor Lorrimer Van Helsing (Peter Cushing). Count Dracula (Christopher Lee) is hiding out in modern day England…which in this case is […]
Horror High (1974) – Great little known gem
Reviewed by Melissa Garza I’m a huge fan of the 50 packs of horror collections that MillCreek Entertainment puts out. Sure, some – even most – are bad, but generally at least 10 are worth seeing and at least 5 are movies to watch again and again. It was […]
Alien Prey (1978) – Lesbian Sex Monster HORROR – MOVIE REVIEW
By Geno McGahee ALIEN PREY is an odd movie. We have these two lesbians: Jessica (Glory Annen) and Josephine (Sally Faulkner) living in this huge house. They take in a guy by the name of Anders (Barry Stokes), but he is a little off. Actually, the entire group is off, […]
Beastly (2011) – Redbox
By Melissa Antoinette Garza I had zero expectations for this film. I expected it to be a rip-off of the Twilight series. I’m happy to say that it had a little more going for it. The premise follows shallow jerkface Kyle (Alex Pettyfer) runs for school president. He wins […]
Piranha 3DD (2012) – RED BOX
Reviewed by Melissa Antoinette Garza I love bad movies. I love films that show their appreciation for bad films when it’s done right. The 2010 remake of Roger Corman’s classic was entertaining and understood its audience completely. I loved it. Club Dredd is another great send-up to these types […]