By Polly “News” Hughes
Didn’t we just talk about Burger King? Y’all remember when that fat dude found a cockroach in his Whopper and all they did was offer him another Whopper? Try cleaning up your place. It used to be nice high school kids working there, but now you have these 45 year-old lifetime losers, living in their mom’s basement, begging for 15 dollars and hour and they are the laziest scum you’d ever want to meet. GET A REAL JOB LOSERS!
Horse meat was found in the burger and the Burger King is pointing at a supplier. I spoke to my good friend, Don Gorske, the man that ate all those Big Macs and he had the following to say:
“You’d never find horse meat in a Big Mac. You’d never find horse meat in my mouth no matter what. I’ll never go to Burger King. EVER. Have you seen those scumbags that they hire there? 15 bucks an hour? How about quitting and letting a 14 year old take the job, like it’s supposed to be? Fucking douche bags.”
(Not Confirmed to be comments of Don Gorske)
I then spoke to Jared Fogle and he had some interesting comments.
