By Polly “News” Hughes
I knew it. I always knew that Bill Cosby was a molester jerk. In the 1970s, he tried to slip me some of those sleeping pills because my tits were big enough to knock down buildings. He’s now a sexually violent predator and y’all know that I’m not surprised. His picture pages were stuck together.
I haven’t been this disappointed in Cosby since LEONARD PART 6, when I spent 8 dollars and then some on popcorn and soda to watch that creepy molester bitch shit up the whole show. But, in his defense, GHOST DAD was the bomb y’all. I bet if Cosby was a ghost, he’d molest other ghosts.
Bubba will be waiting for Cosby and will be willing to slam him with his pudding pop. Hey Hey Hey, it’s Jizz Albert. Y’all know, at his age, he won’t be able to sit down for 10 years.
