By Melissa Antoinette Garza Wow! Time gives one perspective. I saw this movie when I was 14 years old and at that time I did not see how fucked this whole thing was. I was of the mindset that the two leads could have ended up happy together if […]
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Pet Sematary (2019) – Horror Movie Review (Jason Clarke, Amy Seimetz, John Lithgow, Jeté Laurence)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Hold on. I’ll get to the review in one minute. I’m gonna rock out to the Ramones first because Missy is still a motherfucking Punk Rocker! I don’t want to be buried in a Pet Sematary! I don’t want to live my life again! […]
Shazam! (2019) – Superhero Movie Review (Zachary Levi, Asher Angel, Jack Dylan Grazer, Mark Strong)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza I planned on loving this movie. I planned on loving this movie so fucking much….and it exceeded my expectations, motherfucker! It was great. The movie begins with baby Billy being lost at a carnival. He’s put into the foster system and never stops looking for […]
US (2019) Horror Movie Review (SPOILERS)
By Melissa Antoinette Garza This review contains SPOILERS! Turn back if you haven’t seen the film. I love Jordan Peele. I loved the KEY & PEELE (2012) Comedy Central show. I thought KEANU (2016) was hilarious. GET OUT (2017) is one of the greatest horror films in the last […]
Night Train to Terror (1985) – Horror Anthology Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Blackberry brandy, weed and NIGHT TRAIN TO TERROR (1985) makes for a good Wednesday night at the bro’s. Admittedly, I’m still a bit high so this review may be all over the place, but I will try to stay focused. I love this anthology. The […]
The Hills Have Eyes (2006) – Movie Review Alexandre Aja, Kathleen Quinlan, Ted Levine, Aaron Stanford, Vinessa Shaw, Dan Byrd, Emilie de Ravin
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Alexandre Aja, oh how I love thee. His directing style and his writing skills speak to me on every level. I wish he made every horror remake. The film world would be a far better place. Where other directors hold back, he revs it […]
Rock-A-Die Baby (1989) – Horror Anthology *Starring Dick Sargent*
By Melissa Antoinette Garza ROCK-A-DIE BABY (1989) is a horror anthology with a wannabe heavy metal band singing a song called Spooky Lady after each tale. Not convinced it’s good yet? There’s also a middle-aged woman telling her very young daughter these insanely inappropriate R rated stories, and if that […]
Captain Marvel (2019) Movie Review – Brie Larson, Samuel L. Jackson, Ben Mendelsohn, Lashana Lynch, Jude Law, Annette Bening
By Melissa Antoinette Garza The hubby and I went on an impromptu date night to CAPTAIN MARVEL (2019). There’s been so much controversy around this movie and I was curious to see whether the film was a story about a strong female superhero or an over-the-top, patronizing propaganda film. To […]
Boy Erased (2018) Joel Edgerton, Lucas Hedges, Nicole Kidman, Russell Crowe
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Gay conversion camp is so fucked! I knew that going in to this flick. When perpetuated on adults it’s fraud. When perpetuated on children it’s abuse. BOY ERASED (2018) is the story of one boy who was forced into this crazy bullshit. Jared (Lucas […]
What Men Want (2019) – Comedy Movie Review- Taraji P. Henson, Richard Roundtree, Brian Bosworth, Aldis Hodge, Tracy Morgan
By Melissa Antoinette Garza Full disclosure, I was very drunk during the first half of this flick, and I was slightly less drunk during the second half of this flick. That said, I think I remember the whole movie so fear not. The first thing I remember was […]
Kolobos (1999) – Horror Movie Review
By Melissa Antoinette Garza I love ARROW VIDEO! If ever a low-budget flick deserved a remastered re-release it was KOLOBOS (1999) and ARROW has given it the proper treatment. This brings me back to the day of video stores. I remember renting this from Hollywood Video when it was a […]
Happy Death Day 2U (2019) – Movie Review *Jessica Rothe, Israel Broussard, Phi Vu, Suraj Sharma, Sarah Yarkin, Rachel Matthews*
By Melissa Antoinette Garza YES! YES! Motherfucking YES! Sorry, I’ve been waiting a minute for this movie to come out. I love it so. The original made my fucking year in 2017 and the sequel matched it for ’19. YES! I’m still not down from the high of […]