By James Witherspoon
Yo, I like bagels like everyone else man, but when I saw this CLOWN, Chris Morgan, who is about 3 feet tall, go off on a crowd, I thought twice about getting my onion bagel. Hey Wizard, one of your munchkins are missing. YA HEARD!
This little midget mother fucker, Morgan, got his ass handed to him by a guy that heard enough, is making the rounds on the interview circuit, talking to all the news groups. He has video-taped other people and bothered them when he felt disrespected because he has short man syndrome and probably is hung like a mouse. No guy that’s packing would act like that. YA HEARD!
It came out that this horse’s ass lived in a van and I’m not surprised. Guys like him are usually soy-boy, EBT warrior, cellar dwellers. Get a life Morgan and let people eat their damn bagels. YA HEARD!
Morgan noted that girls are now asking him out. Really? Really? They must have a midget fetish or he’s lying. Now, I must give my James stamp of approval to the guy that took down this shorty short short man. Have you ever noticed that the biggest losers have the biggest mouths? YA HEARD!
