By Clive “Buttplug” Pluggerson
Let me tell you something brother. I was on my Harley man and I was on my way to AEW’s ALL OUT and loved the event man. My friend, the big man, Luchasaurus, was in action with Jungle Boy and then I saw that little runt, Marko Stunt, and he ruined the match man.
This reminds me of the Von Erichs man. I remember back in my World Class days when I was hanging and banging with the Missing Link and let me tell you this brother, the Missing Link liked showing his sausage link to the boys in the locker room. Fritz didn’t like that man or maybe he did brother.
When they tried to sell that Chris Von Erich as a player man, and they said “Buttplug”, you are doing the job tonight. I walked out dude and moved on and now history is repeating itself with Stunt. He cost them the match with SoCal brother and needs to be kicked out of the team. He’s not fit for the game brother.
Luchasaurus is the future of wrestling. He’s the best big man since Big John Studd dude and he’s going to take the tag team titles first and then the world title. You can take that to the bank and whatcha gonna do when the buttplug goes wild inside of you?!
