By Clive “Buttplug” Pluggerson
Let me tell you something brother. I was riding on my Harley man when I got the phone call from Bobby Eaton man. We used to travel the roads, hanging and banging and wining and dining man and we know wrestling brother.
I stopped watching WWE because of the bullshit brother but I heard that Ted Dibiase, the Million Dollar Man, is up to his old tricks. Didn’t you learn last time brother? He bought the 24/7 title from Medusa dude and lost it shortly after, but it doesn’t change the fact that he pulled an Andre the Giant man. In the 80s, he bought the world title from Andre and now this? Really? Really? Nice try fella.
This is worse than when Andre took a diarrhea crap on Bad News Brown during a match. That Andre was really overrated man. Back in the day, if you were a large fat ass, they’d give you the world and hold back guys like me dude. And Billy Jack Haynes…you’d better stop running your toothless mouth about me dude. I’m not Stone Cold Steve Austin brother. I’ll drive the buttplug into you man.
